using tumblr while someone is behind you is like russian roulette you don’t know whether the next post could be a cat or some japanese girl being shat on by an octopus
hahahahahaha SERIOUSLY jesus effing christ.
I just avoid this situation entirely by making sure people are never behind me hahaha because you just never know what weird shit might be on your dash hahaha…it is not worth trying to explain to people, not worth it hahaha
And he said “If you are looking for a president who will further african-american rights, I am that man”
Yes, Mitt. People are going to vote the first ever black president out of office in pursuit of african-american rights. That makes tons of sense.
Sometimes I wonder if that man hears himself when he says stuff.
Seriously, jesus christ.
Kind of random but this made me think of the SNL skit “How’s He Doing?”
It is so good and so funny.
"…But some disappointing news as his approval with black voters is down all the way to 99.2%."
If any of you all haven’t seen this skit, you must watch it. WATCH IT. So good. hahahaha.
But for this, I just don’t think I have anything really to say or add about this because you said it so perfectly. Thanks for sharing this!
I even called my mom just to tell her about this, and she said that he had said this to the NAACP. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?!?!? He was booed at after he said this during his speech hahaha… so it do not go over too well.
During his speech to the NAACP, he was booed many times, including when he said ”I am going to eliminate every non-essential expensive program I can find. That includes Obamacare.” The crowd booed a lot after that statement. hahaha
Check out this CBS News clip of him being booed at during that speech to the NAACP:
I showed my mom that horrible embarrassingly bad scene (well, one of many bad scenes in that movie) of Spider-Man 3 that everyone has been making fun of all week where he was like was acting like a total douche walking down the sidewalk and it is just sooooooo embarrassing and painful to watch, but she didn’t/couldn’t remember what scene I was talking about….hahahahahaha
She just kept saying “No.No.No. WTF. That can’t be real. That can’t be real.”
I could not stop laughing.
Here is a link to the scene I’m talking about:
Just why?!?!….I’m seriously thinking I might have to submit myself to watching that movie again, just so I can figure out how exactly that scene even went with that movie again hahahaha…I think I suppressed my memories of it. hahaha
— Youth in Revolt
Mitch Hedberg (via antarcticsushi)
O MY DEAR GOD. I have had way too many conversations where I have literally done the same exact thing. Ask any of my friends, and they will tell you that.
My friend says something, then I say something super philosophical, scientific, or just horribly technical and long in response, and then I will say (or think to myself) “Man, I should’ve just said, ‘Yeah.’”
Seriously haha I’m so showing this to my friends, they will love this.… hahahahaha geez this is my every day
……..“Man, I should’ve just said, ‘Yeah.’”
No matter what, Merde will always be my favorite. Mais peut-être, “merde” n’est que mon mot préféré parce qu’il est en français, et la majorité des personnes dans les Etats-Unis, parlent l’anglais, pas français… Je ne sais pas, et ça ne fait rien…haha