A monkey high-five. A little monkey hand high-fiving me. I love monkeys, but I fucking love high-fiving. And those two things came together in a magic moment.
(Source: Spotify)
Nick Swardson talking about Olympics:
She’s be doing javelin since she was -3.
Well, fuck you world!
(Source: Spotify)
RAAAAAAAAAAANDY
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DUDE, YOU ARE A COW. The metamorphosis is complete.
(Source: Spotify)
Just discovered there was a bunch of Mitch Hedberg’s comedy on Spotify. YAYYYYY. :)
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About to watch 50/50, and then The Artist! Midnight Double Feature.
I’ve seen 50/50 many times, and if you haven’t seen it yet, you HAVE to watch it as soon as possible because it is hysterical and also beautiful, and just great in so many ways.
I haven’t seen The Artist yet (kind of sad that I never saw it in theaters, even though I had wanted to see it for months even before it came out….how did i never see it in theaters?!)…anyways, I’m really excited to finally watch The Artist.
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Even the Canadian police spokesman can’t keep a straight face re: the BBQ Chip Bandits:
It appears that the effervescent chip package in the open garage just appeared too yummy to pass up for two intoxicated young ladies. … Apparently the chips had been accessed, and there had been some illicit chip tastings.
These are first-time chip offenders.
I cannot stop laughing. hahahahahahahaha
The words that officer used had me in tears I was laughing so much.
Everyone watch this.
(Source: thedailywhat)
"I do all my hiking free-form."
— Youth in Revolt
MERMAIDS, DEBIT CARDS and HISTORICAL TWEETS - Me on Attack of the Show
